PinnedMelissa BalickAbout Melissa BalickA table of contents, neatly organized.Aug 8, 20219Aug 8, 20219
Melissa BalickIf the Democrats Did This, We’d Easily Beat TrumpIt’s time to be brave and throw all the conventional wisdom out the window.Jun 2913Jun 2913
Melissa BalickinFanfareAndrew McCarthy’s Documentary ‘Brats’ is Seriously Embarrassing (For Him)Yet its high watchability is almost entirely due to his cringy charmlessness.Jun 2235Jun 2235
Melissa BalickinSYNERGYI’ve Lost My Zest for Medium After the Latest App UpdateI feel oddly betrayedApr 1, 202224Apr 1, 202224
Melissa BalickinILLUMINATIONWhy Do You Lie About Having Learned to Read When You Were 3 Years Old?Over 75% of people claim they read before first grade, but according to teachers, that’s exceedingly rare.Mar 15, 202229Mar 15, 202229
Melissa BalickinBlow Your StackThink You Hate Vegans? No One Hates Vegans More Than Other Vegans DoVegans mostly get their B12 from fighting amongst themselvesMar 12, 202214Mar 12, 202214
Melissa BalickHow the Hell Do You Pronounce “Car Gurus”?The commercials have me so confusedMar 7, 20223Mar 7, 20223
Melissa BalickinWriters’ BlokkeWas Getting Paid Thousands of Dollars to Be in a Medical Study Worth It?It was a big hunk of cash, but I was a pin cushionMar 7, 20224Mar 7, 20224
Melissa BalickinFanfareHow Much Longer Will We Joke About Dolly Parton’s Breasts?There’s got to be a shelf life on these thingsMar 6, 202217Mar 6, 202217
Melissa BalickinILLUMINATIONInsecure in Your Masculinity? Don’t Worry, There’s Special Water For ThatFinally, water and soap even men can use!Mar 6, 202210Mar 6, 202210
